I sent our good friend Guy Alaimo out to review the infamous CNE Cronut burger, but it looks like Toronto Public Health got their before him. It appears a bunch of pussies got tummy aches after mowing their Cronut burgs and have now ruined it for everyone. Well that or Epic Burgers and Waffles have an E. coli (Ms. Coli if you're nasty) sitch on their hands.
If you're dying for an Alaimo fix and the news he won't be adding his Croburg thoughts here brings you pain, fret not! You can still get a little Alaimo in your life this Friday night at 8:30PST (11:30 Eastern) as he makes his network television debut on MTVs Losing It!