"The burger plan is on the far back burner –at least until we have a bigger nest egg and more time."
On a positive note he now appears to be considering the possibility of opening up a donut shop. As a big fan of Voodoo Doughnut in Portland and Top Pot in Seattle, I've always lamented the fact Victoria doesn't have an independent donutery. Also donuts go great with beef.
Here's my unsolicited advice to Robvious: Open up a burger/donut shop called "Sugar Shak" (spelling "shack" wrong makes it sound cute and homey). Serve your own variation of the Fat Kreme, and make sure you've got Creamsicle milkshakes to wash that shit down. If that doesn't work, then throw pink sprinkles on everything and start marketing to the wedding/baby shower crowd.